Helped run this entire website. Certified hero. The only one on here who did NOTHING wrong. THANK YOU KING 🙏 (this card is rotated in his honor)
Undefeated eating champion of Pekora. Man could clear an all-you-can-eat buffet before the intro cutscene finished. Respect the appetite. 🏆
Got a JOB. Got a GF. QUIT PEKORA. Basically won at life and left us in the tutorial. Touched so much grass he became a lawn. We are happy for him (jealous). 🌱
Quit Pekora for reasons unknown. Last seen ordering seconds. Then thirds. A mystery for the ages. We salute the ice spice. 🫡
Genuinely just wanted to be on here. That's it. That's the whole reason. Welcome to fame, you earned nothing and we love that for you. 🎉
Somehow got the name "fatnora" BANNED off Pekora. Like whatttt?? Iconic. Legendary. Menace to the moderation team. 🏴☠️
(a.k.a. PARROT)
FINAL BOSS OF THE SERVER 🦜 Allegedly owes me 1,000 robux. Allegedly. This is a cartoon supervillain reminder, not a police report. Polly if you're reading this... we both know. 😤💀